Buy a dog!
by Rocco •
Hey, why don’t you buy a dog?
No one would dream of calling this post incitement.
Dogs are super special!
That's because it's legal to buy a dog.
They’re real fun, too!
They'd just call it a suggestion.
Dogs need a lot of love – but they give even more in return!
If your new dog bit someone, no one would say that I was responsible for that.
Dogs are always faithful!
Nor would anyone say that I owe you money for dog food, vet's bills, etc.
Dogs love going for walks, and walking is a great way to stay in shape!
You are the one who decided to buy a dog.
Dogs come in lots of different colours!
You do believe in personal responsiblity, don't you?
Dogs are man’s best friend, and everyone needs a best friend!
How is it that a change in terminology can turn you into a robot?